[InFAMOUS][Fic] The Eternal Struggle (Cole/Zeke, SFW)

[wallwalker]

Title: The Eternal Struggle
Fandom: InFAMOUS
Characters: Cole/Zeke
Rating: SFW
Summary: Pizza toppings. Yes.

Dialogue-only fic, three sentences. For fic_promptly.

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"Okay, listen, Cole, you're my best friend and I love ya, and it ain't that I'm not willin' to make a fair compromise -"

"No, you listen, Zeke, because I'm the one paying for this pizza, so it's not compromising if I'm the one who's buying, and you really need to stop criticizing -"

"No, c'mon, man, let me finish - I'm willin' to compromise, but what the hell is it with you and makin' those poor bastards at Pizza Shack put anchovies on every damn pizza you ever order??"